Thursday, June 18, 2009

'Anti-Stab' Knifes To Go On Sale In Britain

Expect the same type of foolishness
to appear on our soil soon.

3 comments:

Euripides said...

This anti-stab knife was the stupidest thing I've heard about in a long time, news about Obama notwithstanding.

Conservative Scalawag said...

It will be just a matter of time my friend,a matter of time.

There is just one fatal flaw,no pun intended,with the anti-stab knife. One could still slit your throat with it.

Euripides said...

CS:

They'll leave the edge of the blade dull and coat it with a rubber protector so people can't cut throats - or anything for that matter.

Brought to you by the same folks who wanted holes drilled in buckets so children couldn't drown in them.